Sunday 21 October 2012

One Eyed Monster

The opening of the movie tell us that:
"In February 2007, ten people went to the remote mountains of Northern California to shoot an adult movie. What happened next was something no one expected, but everyone saw coming."
Which is a coy/funny way of saying
Ron Jeremy (playing himself) gets hit by something from space; at first he seems fine, but then his penis becomes detached, and goes on a killing spree.

There really isn't a lot to say about this, it's pretty much a one-joke film.

The cock itself isn't seen much, and when it is it looks crap, the acting is (for the most part) atrocious  and it seems they couldn't decide to try and play-it-straight, or pack the film with knob gags.

The director (the movie-within-a-movie porno-shoot director that is) is a total shit, who treats his cast with utter contempt; which I understand to be pretty accurate for the industry, and a couple of gags do genuinely hit the spot the "how long will it take to relight" gag from the trailer being one example, and a speech that Ron gives about the hardships of growing older warranted a genuine chuckle; but mostly its... well, it's a killer cock movie! its an extended sketch that would have been okay stretched to an hour, but really starts to drag for its final 30 mins.

That said, it was watchable, and it's certainly the best movie about a 9 3/4" cock you'll see this year!


1 comment:

  1. No urgent desire to rush out and see this one funny enough

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